Monday, April 20, 2009

A few nights ago, like 10 cop cars were on Alberta and 15th around 2 am. A man was drunk driving at 100 miles an hour, running red lights. This man's fiancee lives above where we live, and she just happened to go outside to talk to the cops right in front of our window. We creepily listened to the entire converstaion for probably half an hour, peeking though the slightly opened curtains. No one noticed us until a mentally handicapped bystander looked straight at us and started to make weird noises to indicate that he did in fact see us! Then I thought about how mentally handicapped and disabled are horrible, inaccurate terms. People that we deem incapable to live like us have different talents and attributes that I could only dream of having. It would be so cool to switch bodies

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I'm sick!

The other day I read about a skin condition called dermagraphia. I figured out that I have that shit! For years, I've had crazy red itchy bug-bite looking things on my skin that go away after half an hour, but I finally figured out why they happen! From what I can tell, I only have a mild case. "Symptoms can be induced by stress, tight or abrasive clothing, watches, glasses, energetic kissing, heat, cold, or anything that causes stress to the skin or the patient. In many cases it is merely a minor annoyance, but in some rare cases symptoms are severe enough to impact a patient's life". Haha, energetic kissing!

I am also sick, even more!, of school. I have one more huge hurdle and a few baby ones. Then, I am free. Not a single time in my life before this will I have felt as free! NO MORE POLITICAL SCIENCE!

Then, only a month in Las Vegas. THEN Portland in the summertime! It all sounds pretty pretty good